December 10, 2010
Hot 107.9, “Acadiana’s Hottest Music,” linked to this photo of BBJ (by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images). Never seen it before! Wacky!

Hot 107.9, “Acadiana’s Hottest Music,” linked to this photo of BBJ (by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images). Never seen it before! Wacky!

December 10, 2010

If it’s not endorsed by Billy Blanks Jr., I remain a skeptic. (That said: “I Wanna Be Sedated”!)

December 10, 2010

A Spanish-language Cardioke parody?! Awesome!

December 10, 2010
December 9, 2010

Pop pop is still my favorite

A good palate cleanser. An intermission. Look at him twirl!

December 9, 2010
If I just keep chanting this, maybe things will stop sucking so much?
(Also, copyediting note: SO PLEASED they subtitled this “all right” instead of “alright.” Gold star for the Blankses!)

If I just keep chanting this, maybe things will stop sucking so much?

(Also, copyediting note: SO PLEASED they subtitled this “all right” instead of “alright.” Gold star for the Blankses!)

December 9, 2010
Easy for you to say, Billy Blanks Jr.: you ARE perfection embodied.

Easy for you to say, Billy Blanks Jr.: you ARE perfection embodied.

December 8, 2010
These videos include many extreme closeups of the Package of the Blanks. Mystifying!

These videos include many extreme closeups of the Package of the Blanks. Mystifying!

December 8, 2010
The physique, it is impressive.

The physique, it is impressive.

December 8, 2010

I wish this was a pants-off dance off.

December 8, 2010
Circle up, ladies! It’s time for a dance-off!

Circle up, ladies! It’s time for a dance-off!

December 8, 2010
I want you
for Cardioke
Uncle Sam-like, no?

I want you

for Cardioke

Uncle Sam-like, no?

December 8, 2010
Maniacal adherents: check! This girl is COMMITTED to Cardioke.

Maniacal adherents: check! This girl is COMMITTED to Cardioke.

December 8, 2010
Promotional material from Exercise TV — with sexy cartoon girl!

Promotional material from Exercise TV — with sexy cartoon girl!

December 8, 2010
Curious lack of armpit hair: NOTED.

Curious lack of armpit hair: NOTED.